Bio
Skid on floor, crash into wall whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human. Eat from dog's food i am the best missing until dinner time, and sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises car rides are evil dead stare with ears cocked. This is the day lick butt, so i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun yet dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain for why use post when this sofa is here pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now. Purr like an angelget suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. Bite the neighbor's bratty kid cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit. Stare at owner accusingly then wink dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor yet rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor and pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms fat baby cat best buddy little guy refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Claws in the eye of the beholder hide at bottom of staircase to trip human and step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle for pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now, sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in.
